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Apr. 6th, 2009


Hannah Update!

I am sick and I keep getting crushes on convervatives lately. What the fuck. (Also on Rachel Maddow, but this is not news, this is a state of being because OH MY GAWD she are pretty~~~)

Also I just bought a snail lamp stand. It would be a lot cuter if it had a shade but beggars can't be choosers amirite? And the bare bulb makes me feel like maybe I'm in an interrogation room. Where oversized snails are trying to get the truth out of me BUT I WILL NOT BETRAY MY COUNTRY.

...I need to get some rest.

Mar. 18th, 2009


Writer's Block: My Definition of Greatness

How do you define greatness?
If a person uses "NOM NOM NOM" in everyday conversation, s/he is pretty damn great.

Or a lolcat.

Jan. 13th, 2009

phoenix wright


Okay, I'm going to blog my progress in Princess Debut, since Emma didn't. It's all in this entry, and I'll just keep editing until it's done. :D

5:45ish: Finally figured out how to use this R4, so the inaugural game is of course Princess Debut. Sadly, I lost all my styluses (styli?) and am using a chopstick until I find them.

5:55: Finally figured out how to write my name so it isn't in all caps. Gossiped with a creepy girl about OMGBOYS.

6:00: Now that I am in my room, my options are to "get changed" or "transform"... what? Also, my bedspread is fucking HIDEOUS. Princesses should have better duvet covers.

6:15: I would rather dance with princess Lauren~ <3 But at least on this side of the closet (GET IT??? Yes you do.) I have a better room.

6:30: Okay, I finally got to dance with a boy that's not a giant bunny, even if he does have pink hair. I fucked up a few times but I think I'm okay at the dancing bit now. I have to put the game away for a bit to get rid of this headache, because the music is sort of excruciating. More later, or tomorrow, or something.

10:00: Isabel(le?) is racist. D:< And wtf, Vince just gave me a fake bottle of sunblock, and grasshoppers came out. Auuuugh. Also, "Cesar spends the next few hours following you around." ...Gawd.

10:05: Okay, so I still think Isabel stole the tiara AND the carrots. Also, I hope there are no dancing bits because I am a little drunk. But see how good I can still type? This takes SKILL, peaoples.

10:10: Whoa, Cesar was drawing my face in the sand on Rumbe Beach. Why is he so creepy???

!0:18: OMG, dancing scene with vince, I got 11398 points, i think that's retty good, right? Oh crap, Vince says I'm not even trying though. Bastard. Also he gave me worms, which is not cool. bot cool at ll.

!0:22 Hahaha, i rejected tha guy. Oh god, I am losing my coordination. @____@ for serious. I need to stop documenting this now. ight all! oh fuck i dropped my ds. D: Well, more in a day or two!! But I had a really food birthday actually. C: even tho i still have homework,... oh well.

***Okay, I am realizing that this is an awful format for writing about my P.D. adventure. From now on I will go by days (in the game, I mean, I am not REALLY 28 days from the big ball). Also, DO NOT DRINK AND GAME. That was...yeah, never again. Dx

Day 5: Okay, Vince (aka Jailbait Prince) just tipped over a boat we were in, then kissed me on the forehead. I am getting mixed signals. This game is obviously too complex for me. D:

Day 6: I just PWNED the dance contest with Liam.

Day 7: Oh god, now I'm stuck with Liam, I think. D: And he's got some weird sister-complex thing. Maybe we should go on Dr Phil?

Day 10: Things are getting pretty dull now that I've got Liam at 100% love rating. HOWEVER. I forced Luciano to go boating with me and then made him confess his love. <3 Awh. I enjoy cheating on Liam.

Day 11: I unlocked the Rumba version of Swan Lake. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I sort of love it, haha.

Day 13: Romantic Horse Racing Derby! No, that's seriously what it says.

Day 15: Okay, so my reward for reaching Level 8 was a Witch Hat. Because nothing says "elegance" like doing the rumba in a pointy hat, amirite???

Day 16: Vince just ditched me to hang with his friend Michael or something. (Am I the only person who suspects that Vince is gay?)

Day 20: I DROVE LUCIANO AWAY. ;A; I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN (Did you know Princess Debut is full of DRAMA??? Srsly.)

Dec. 28th, 2008


Everyone should watch this. EVERYONE.

Because it is awesome.

Also I am sort of in love with Matthew MacFadyen. But only in this role; Pride and Prejudice sucked.

Nov. 4th, 2008


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Oct. 12th, 2008


Writer's Block: Transportation

In the past they promised us jetpacks for the future. We’re still waiting. What is your ideal mode of transportation? Has it been invented yet?
Ponies, and yes.

Oct. 9th, 2008


I don't know what's wrong with me.

But I can't seem to feel cheerful anymore. I just want someone to give me a big kiss on the face and tell me I'm not going to hell with no irony whatsoever.

Or maybe I need to see Shadow more often? It's sort of the same thing. He's a good dog.

Oct. 4th, 2008


Writer's Block: Lederhosen

Oktoberfest ends tomorrow in Munich, Germany, leading many to put away their lederhosen for the rest of the year. Do you have any special clothing you only wear once a year? What occasion do you save it for?
But I wear my lederhosen EVERY day.

Jul. 22nd, 2008


Been poking around YouTube...

...and found some stuff you gotta see.


Jul. 8th, 2008


General girly ramblings.

I spent $150 on a dress this week.

But it is a fucking amazing dress, and I have no regrets.

My mom took me out to get a manicure (hers was a pedi, but I have gross feet). It was weird. When my nails are painted, I always feel like a boy. As in "ha-ha, this is so silly. They have no idea I'm not a girl!" And then I notice how I am.


Sorry for that, I had to.

Anyway, on Amazon I found this manga series called "Yuri Monogatari," which is a bunch of short yuri stories. I wannnnnnnnnnt ittttttt. Should I buy it?

Okay, one final thing and I'll shut up. Either god works in mysterious ways or someone has an awesome sense of humor. "Woman in the Shadows" is a 50s lesbian pulp novel. That said, click here.

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